Monday, January 26, 2009

Haz Mat

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the rat's nest is a health hazard. Maybe not the actual nest, but that hole in the ground-floor hallway that gurgles up (raw?!?!? haven't actually gotten close enough) sewage has got to go. Why don't people care about it? Somebody's kid is going to fall in that hole, get sick from the sewage, and worse. They've got a couple of planks sort of covering it up. Lots of those black bugs swarming around. And the stank? You can smell it from the street. World's best birth control: Live in a building with effervescent, uncovered sewage right by the elevator door. You won't be inviting anybody in. Promise. But since I'm apparently the only person that thinks this is barfy (there's probably some of that in the hole, too), it'll most likely be around for a while. Maybe I'll post a picture of the hole because you probably think I'm exaggerating.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

I remember the first time I drove down McCormick with you and you referred to the Fart Factory. Of course you cracked yourself up. Sounds like this Fart Hole is a little too close for comfort. Cheers and Happy Valentine's Day!