Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Why oh why

The following from the Priest's Hole, where I am under HOUSE ARREST due to low whites:

I was inspired to post today by my chat with K about people who sit in the cinema and record a movie on their cell phones and then make it available for strangers to illegally download. Who is the loser who wastes the price of a movie ticket so he can sit there and covertly tape the movie, therefore not even enjoying it himself? Mobile technology here has always been more advanced than in the US (I'm not sure if this is still true) but I have never seen video off a cell phone that I could watch for any length of time, much less video of a screen. Dude number two: if you want to see a movie so bad that you're willing to watch it in such crappy quality (hand shaking, edge of screen showing, bad sound, including people chewing popcorn and talking in the background), RENT THE DAMN THING. I just do not understand people. There are many, many people out there who I do not understand.

You will not believe this. I think the universe is conspiring to keep this blog going as long as possible. You know how the main theme of this blog was the open sewer hole on the ground floor of the rat's nest, across from the elevator? And then it got fixed and it was like, what's the point of even blogging any more, there's nothing to say. So the universe arranged for the problem to return!!! Bigger and badder than before!!! Reports from the rat's nest (not first person; I'm under house arrest, remember?) include: dumpster in front of building, torn up garden, mysterious black hoses running in and out of the building and, last but not least, BIG HOLE OF ROTTING, PUTRID, NASTY SEWAGE across from the elevator. You know the hell mouth on Buffy? Where you can cover it up or build a high school on it or whatever but it's still there, festering and at some point The First is going to emerge, the root of all evil? This hole is kinda like that. You can "fix" it, tile over it, whatever, but it will bubble up again!!! Anyway, Dappy and K will represent tonight at the owners' meeting. I can't go owing to aforementioned house arrest situation.

1 comment:

La Buena said...

Badderson senior, yo dije VIDEO CAM not CELL PHONE CAM!!! Still crappy quality though. Saludos.