Dos cosas

first of all, from the rat's nest,

A comment:
You would not believe how many people misspell "desertification", using a double "s". Therefore it occurred to me to win the lottery and open a sweetshop called dessertification. It could have a drought theme...

also,

A letter:
To the gods of the earth, sky and sea,
Wherever ye be,
Do you really think it's fair
For a person to have no hair
on her head
Yet have to wax her mustache and shave her legs?
I invite you to descend from the heavens and
bite me.
Love,
Humpty D. (emphasis on the Dumpty)